HATZOLOH
OF TORONTO
is a community organization whose volunteer Emergency Medical Technicians are
available 'round the clock to tender vital pre-hospital medical attention.
All (Ontario) Hatzoloh Medical Technicians hold certification with the Ontario Paramedic
Association. They
are trained to provide a lifesaving bridge during the few critical moments that it
may take for the city's paramedics to respond to a call. Hatzoloh is a
recognized and welcome adjunct to Toronto's Emergency Medical System,
working side by side with Metro Toronto and City of Vaughan Ambulance, Fire, and
Police services.
In
Toronto, Hatzoloh's emergency dispatch number is: 416-256-1000.
There
are many Hatzoloh branches the world over - If there is one in your area ...
find the number and keep it handy!
"THE
WAIT"
The Wait
- A movie written and directed by Matthew Harris of Obscure Entertainment
Group. When Matthew was scouting around for
"and older lady" to star in his film, his Mom, my One-Stroke art
teacher, recommended me! I found the script quite impressive and welcomed
the opportunity to star in Matthew's film. Before each
"shoot", Susan
Ball,
the make-up artist, successfully pulled off a few miracles ...
spending hours skillfully applying white hair, wrinkles and age spots to
achieve just "the right look".
MY BOBCAT LESSON
In
honour of my birthday, Leo presented me with a certificate for a three-hour
Bobcat Skidsteer lesson! Along with the certificate, I received two great
little models - a Bobcat S175 and a 325 Excavator.
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My Gift Certificate |
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My Toys! |
March
29, 2006 - My lesson consisted of watching an hour-long video on the features of
the Bobcat, its proper maintenance and safe operation. This was followed by
hands-on experience in one of these neat little machines!
... and
naturally, I received a certificate on having completed the course!
LAUGH IT UP A BIT
THINGS
MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME
My
mother taught me TO
APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished
cleaning!"
My mother taught me RELIGION:
You'd better pray that stuff will come out of the carpet."
My mother taught me about TIME
TRAVEL: "If
you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next
week!"
My mother taught me LOGIC:
"Because I said so, that's why."
My mother taught me IRONY:
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS:
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"
My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM:
"Just take a look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
My mother taught me about WEATHER:
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."
My mother taught me how to
solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS:
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen
THEN?"
My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY:
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times--Don't exaggerate!!!"
My mother taught me THE
CIRCLE OF LIFE:
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR
MODIFICATION:
"Stop acting like your father!"
My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION:
"Just wait until we get home."
My Mother taught me about RECEIVING:
"You are going to get it when we get home!"
My Mother taught me ESP:
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"
My Mother taught me HUMOR:
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
My Mother taught me about my ROOTS:
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"
My Mother taught me about JUSTICE:
"One day you'll have kids ...and I hope they turn out just like you!"
